Hello ladies~!
ALTThis may be my favorite Nadja scene ever!! She LOVES GUILLERMO; that's her LITTLE SHITBAG!! <333
(ID in alt and under cut)
Them putting every starter Pokemon in the Terarium is genius, because I'd imagine people being like, "An artificial nature biome for Pokemon to live? Why the hell would I want to go there when nature is everywhe-"
"We have every starter Pokemon."
"....."
Anonymous asked:
What circle shaped Pokemon would be the BEST for bowling ? Asking for a friend.
realpokemon answered:
objectively voltorb. one hundred percent chance to get a strike with the slight side effect of possible Extreme Property Damage
No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Monstrous musk, hideous scents foreign to civilization. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow
Y’ALL. We have one of those cling film covers in our bathroom window for privacy and in the afternoon when the sun hits it just right, it makes rainbows, right? And today my wife sends me the best pic she’s ever taken:
please can someone tell me why people sometimes screenshot posts and put them underwater
To the ocean with you
NO PLEASE I CANT SWIM
women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.
Women in flower. Women in bush. Women in tree.
Reigen demanding "30% of your harvest" from that farmer is a funny joke but it becomes exponentially more ridiculous if you think about it for a minute. There were multiple fields out there. Several reputable university websites tell me that the expected yield of cabbage from a commercial operation can exceed 40,000 pounds per acre. Even if we assume a yield of half the ideal due to the farmer's inexperience, even if we ignore how many field there were and pretend there was only one acre of land, that's still over three tons of cabbage! What are you planning to do with three tons of cabbage, Riegen? You live in a tiny apartment! You don't even have a car to transport it! Even if you're planning to sell it to someone else you'd have to turn your home and office into some sort of terrifying cole crop ball pit in order to store it all. What is your next step?!
Anyway, in retrospect he's very lucky that the wiggle wiggle spirit destroyed all those vegetables.
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